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He’s so distracting. His arms are
all raised, and his shoulders are all broad, and he’s fixing crap, and
it’s just...just...annoying.
I pry my eyes off his back and force
my feet to the stove where I throw vegetables into a pan, grab a wooden spoon,
and ignore his close proximity.
My body hums.
I ignore that too.
He’s unscrewing the cover of the
fire alarm and his arm moves with the motion. Why does he have so many muscles
in his forearm? That can’t be healthy.
I drop my eyes to the pan and focus
on bell peppers. Because bell peppers are
interesting and they don’t have forearm muscles or backs the size of Alaska.
The forearm muscles that I’m not
thinking about brush against my shoulder and we both freeze.
Awk-ward.
I casually turn down the heat on the stove
like that’s the reason I’m suddenly
sweating and go back to stirring. Levi goes back to screwing.
Bell peppers.
I’m thinking about bell peppers.
Then his arm brushes against me
again, but this time it’s not my shoulder that feels the friction, it’s my breast.
My body goes wild like I’m some love-starved teenager and the stove gets hotter
and now I’m having trouble breathing and suddenly even the bell peppers look sexy.
I see his Adam’s apple bob with a
nervous swallow, which can only mean one thing. The boob brush was an accident.
Well crap.
If he had been trying to cop a feel
with his hulkish forearm, I could have responded with some kind of snarky “you’re
a pervert” comment. But it wasn’t on purpose and somehow that makes it sexier
and now my body’s all awake and why the HELL
is this stove so hot?
He lowers his arms for a moment,
his eyes still on the alarm, and stretches his neck.
Ah, the neck stretch. Then
universal sign of stress. Well at least I’m not alone in my
misery. My hot, distracting, pants-are-so-inconvenient misery.
He keeps stretching his neck and
now I can’t look away because he has muscles in his NECK, dammit, and they’re looking at me with all their muscle-like
hotness and I’m looking back and—screw the veggies.
I toss the wooden spoon to the
side, move back to the ingredients list, and stare at it with great interest
like I don’t know what goes into a spinach and cheese omelet.
I'm never going to survive the summer.
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Thanks for reading, guys. :) Have a great week!
Thanks for reading, guys. :) Have a great week!
You better release this VERY soon after torturing us this way! Lol! can't wait to read it.:)